Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Fun with Bestiality, Washington Style

Here in Washington State, Bestiality is perfectly legal.

That's how people like James Tait get-off... er, get away with hosting little bestiality parties in their neighbor's stables.

In July, James Tait and another of the farm's residents became the subjects of investigation after a Seattle-"man" (the Seattle Times called him a "man," not me!) died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon after one such escapade with a horse in the neighbor's barn.

Guess which crime James Tait has been charged with here in the great Blue State of Washington?

No, really. Guess!

Ok - I'll give you a hint. This happened on his neighbor's farm.

That's right, Jimbo! James Tait is being charged, NOT with bestiality or cruelty to animals, but with trespassing!

Now, wouldn't you think that the extraordinarily strong representation of Democrats in Olympia would take note and make fast work of criminalizing bestiality here in the Evergreen State?

Right. There you'd go thinking again. Democrats are doing nothing of the sort.

Leave it to Republican State Senator Pam Roach to finally plan legislation to finally criminalize bestiality here in Washington State.

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