Monday, November 30, 2009

Maurice Clemmons

Update: Looks like Clemmons won't get to waste any more tax payer dollars. His last meal was a steady diet of hot lead - and deservedly so. Congratulations to the police who put him out!
When they catch him, they need to release him on the 50-yard line at Qwest Field. Next to him, they can put the judge who saw fit to set an easily reachable bail amount for him - freeing him to kill four Lakewood Police Officers in cold blood.

Fuck you, Maurice Clemmons. I hope you - and everyone who made it possible for you to continue on after eight felonies and child rape - rot a slow, painful death; however, not before they rape you with a rusty chainsaw.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Israel Defends Itself

When some asshole drives down your street and randomly shoots bullets into your home, what do you do?

A) Run out the back door
B) Call the police and pray they show up some day
C) Diplomatically engrave an invitation, requesting they formally cease firing
D) Fight back