It's Here...

I promised, and now I'm delivering... dashing the hopes and dreams of those who would happily sacrifice an Administration loss for a partisan "win."

Whereas, the Army has surpassed its recruiting goals for the 12th consecutive month despite the ever popular brand of "support" we receive, especially in regard to our mission and Commander-in-Chief whose orders we follow; and

Whereas, one of the Kennedy clan has finally had to own up to Kennedy's Driving Badly; and

Whereas, President Bush made his second successful trip to Baghdad, this time - in support of the new government; and

Whereas, the Press - eager to leak such a story given their partisan... er, "journalistic"motives - were held in complete bewilderment of the President's whereabouts; and

Whereas, Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors that, despite Harry Reid and Howard Dean's presumptions of guilt, he will not be charged with any crimes in the investigation of the leak of a CIA officers (already public) identity; and

Whereas, a University of Colorado panel has recommended that Ward "little Eichmann" Churchill be fired; therefore

Let it be resolved that thousands... maybe tens of thousands of American's hearts have been ripped out, spirits trampled, hopes dashed, and visions of a brighter partisan tomorrow have been extinguished by the aforementioned series of extremely 'unfortunate' events.

"Hillary in 2008," anyone?!